Boycott Celebrity Children’s Books!
Et tu, Martin? The Crow, Steve Martin’s 2009 banjo album, includes a track titled “Late for School” – a song I didn’t very much care for. The song, though energetic, was sloppy, with an inconsistent...
View ArticleBoycott BCCBA’s Acronym! Win My Book!
And Madonna’s ego lived happily ever after. Two weeks ago I began what I was confident would become a nationwide movement: The Boycott Celebrity Children’s Book Association (BCCBA). While I am...
View ArticleBye Bye BCCBA! Acronym Contest Winners Revealed!
It is a joyous occasion! Grab the Lipps, Inc. LP; let’s hear some Funkytown! Despite Hurricane Sandy and, I assume, Madonna’s henchmen, the Boycott Celebrity Children’s Books Acronym Contest could not...
View ArticleWhen H.A.C.K.S. Attacks
You’re reading a children’s book by Neil Sedaka?! Are you out of your MIND?! A recent post by the lovely Jilanne Hoffmann reminded me that I am supposed to be heading up an Important Social Movement....
View ArticleCelebrate Cats! Ugh.
And it has come to this. As regular readers of this blog know, I am not a fan of cats. I am horribly allergic. I am also a protector of the cute, fuzzy, little animals that cats enjoy killing. Like...
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